And I am steadily getting drunk on St. Patrick's day. I will observe, Guiness tastes better in Ireland from a tap than from a can in Stuttgart.
Nonetheless, I came across this little tidbit on Facebook today and just had to share. If you say you didn't laugh, I know that either you are lying or you are a terrible prude.
As I said, if you didn't laugh, you are really repressed.
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On the other side of the scale here is some news that should scare the bejesus out of you.Ted Cruz named his foreign policy team:
The first name on the advisory list that stands out is Frank Gaffney, a former Reagan administration Pentagon official who has emerged as a lightning rod in the Obama era, accused by the Southern Poverty Law Center of being one of the nation's leading Islamophobes.
Once you start with Frank Gaffney, there's no place to go but…down?
But wait, there is more!
As Cruz makes the case that he is the last, best chance to prevent Trump from winning his party's nomination, his foreign-policy advisers include not only Gaffney, but also three others who work for Gaffney's think tank: former CIA officers Fred Fleitz and Clare Lopez and former Army Special Forces Master Sergeant Jim Hanson. Also on the list is Andrew McCarthy, a former assistant U.S. attorney who prosecuted the first World Trade Center bombing. McCarthy has been outspoken in his view that adherents at least to political Islam are seeking to impose Sharia law in the U.S.
Jesus fucking tap-dancing Christ.
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And then of course there is this. ( Hat Tip to the chicks at Wonkette):
Little Marco Rubio, having failed spectacularly at the Republican primary and life in general, came back to the Senate Thursday:
We’re going to give you a moment to digest that picture fully.
You ready?
The Little Magic Elf I Am shoes he keeps in his Senate office, because he’s got places to be (home in bed all the way under the covers with his butt in the air screaming “I don’t wanna!”). Things to do? Not so much.
Read more at http://wonkette.com/599778/marco-rubio-finished-doing-things-now-ready-to-catch-some-zzzs-for-rest-of-life#JzJM3We3xl0M7lBF.99
The curse is, that you live in interesting times.